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TATE PEARSON

Nickname: Winner

Number: 35

Years at Bernard's: Juniors, light break during 19's due to pregnancy and back on the money from 20

Games Played: 60 games

Previous Clubs: Bernies all the way

Where do you live with and with whom: Winner Crescent , with Snake and Lynney

Job: PT

Marital Status : Single Ball and fu%$ small chain

Tate & Johnathan Brown


Car:
Grouse two tone mirage

AFL Team : Mighty Eagles

Fav AFL Player Dead tie between Sir Cous & J Brown

Fav Movie : BMX Bandits, Quarry days, EK louts

Fav Actor : Nic Kidman, Michael Stapleton in his role of Gandalf the Grey from Lord of the Rings

Fav TV Show : BMX Bandits

Fav Sportsperson : Lance Armstrong / Michael Jordan

Fav Meal/Drink : Korean and any form of beers from the Tyson brewery (sponsors)

Fav Night Spot : Bad Tate Honky Tonks, Good Tate Wed night Badminton competition

Routine before Match : Wake up, know Clang's going to dominate and go back to sleep…

 

Dirt On team mates:

1. Most Underrated Player: Ben Loughlin

2. Most Annoying Player: Salve, Mrs rubs make up for it

3. Loosest player At The Club: D BLUNT close second to the Chick (just a good bloke must add)

4. Which player suffers White Line Fever the most : Schrodes

5. Who does everyone envy in the shower : As much as I hate to say it. Dutch.

6. Which Mrs would you Love to take out for dinner : Alex Singletons / James Stapos

7. Who is the most popular with the ladies and who starves All the Hansen boys go alright, Jez's on stage 9 drought restrictions. G Love

8. Best Foot Skills: Libba

9. Name the Snakepit Pretty Boy : Hogi with his new hair cut and his down to only three chins now. Looking good

10. Who would/who wouldn't you like to room with on footy trip: Kav would, Hogi wouldn't, too much poo on the floor.

11. Best Boxer in the Kennel : Sam Young

12. Who is the Best dressed at the snakepit : Pumpa

 

Hogi Ask You:

3 Favourite sporting moments :

1) Jono Brown asking to get his photo taken with me

2) Eagles flag tie with Cousin's return

3) Turtle going to play up bush and then to Strathmore… just got Turtle written all over it!

 

3 Least Favourite sporting moments :

2004 GF loss to Uni.

Getting belted on Sydney footy trip followed by getting hit by a car.

Danny Byrne leaving for Perth

 

4 celebrities would invite to dinner

Jono Brown: more photos.

Deni Hynnes: to find out why she knocked back Clang

Harry Potter: borrow his invisibility cloak to find out what Mick Kav does when he is by himself.

Gollum: hard done by individual, interesting to hear his side of the story.

 

4 celebrities would not invite to dinner

Steve Segal: Smoker.

Jordan McMahon: Everyone knows that story.

Cassie Lane : The floor would be wet, gushes.

Warren Treadrea: Cant stand his shit celebrations after he kicks one

 

What do you look for in an ideal woman?

Blond Polish Feisty

 

Best weekend in the last 12 months .

When Moo come back and pretended he used to go to St Bernards

 

Best 5 players to party with:

Kav : Anyone who gets bashed by a dwarf has got to be good value as above, however might be difficult following the curfew of 10pm, and close tag from the new Mrs Kav.

Blunt : Mr Consistent, delivers week in week out.

Hogi: Many a fond memory

Dugina: No comment needed

Stu: Never feel unsafe when his in company

 

Funniest thing on a footy trip:

Hogi promoting from 1 fight 1 loss to 2 fights 1 win 1 loss Vs Clang in Byron, funny because everyone was worried right up until we got to the race course and everyone just disembarked the bus.

Hogis 1 st fight loss come by way of knockout from Ian Harvey after Hogi tried to outrun and jump on the ride on lawnmower, my abs were hurting from laughing so hard.

 

You win $1 million / how much goes on the footy trip.

Nought to footy trip unless we do Vagas, Ala West Coast. Or give it all to pumper to invest.

 

Who is the current or upcoming snakepit cult hero and why?

Poo Bar is a good player but Pottsy does not seem to spray me so I'm not missing him. And Byrne never passed inside sixty anyway so his not missed either. Pottsy is the next snake pit hero… Big Grabs and loves flying the flag!!!

 

Finish the sentence: St. Bernard's is … where I will be buried!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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