Car: Was a Pintara (the Rolls Royce of cars) but these days pushy
AFL Team: Doggies
Fav AFL Player: Judd & B. Johnson
Fav Movie: Lord of the Rings 3, 1, 2
Fav Actor: Jack Black
Fav TV Show: Family Guy
Fav Sportsperson: Bill Werbeniuk
Fav Meal/Drink: Peeking Duck (McMeekin Duck)
Fav Night Spot: CQ
If You Had Personalised Number Plates What Would They Be: SKCNT1
Routine Before Match: Big breakfast in the morning. Tape my socks up before the game.
About Your Teamates:
Best Dressed at Club: John Harvey has impressed me at the last few main events
Worst Dressed: Josh Madden and that s*#! green cube shirt
Most Annoying Player: Tristan - he never shuts up
Funniest Player at Club: Lossa
Worst or Messiest Player On The Drink: When Fox gets really pissed it’s a show
Biggest Case Of White Line Fever: Steve Mitch - "who wants to do something!"
Name the Snakepits Pretty Boy: Tate Pearson
Name the Snakepits Lady Starver: Dane Evans - ask him about the UFO
Name the Snakepits Nerdsky: Chook Ryan
Name the Snakepits Loosiest Player: Of my age I would have to include Chick – Hogi12, Lossa, Kav, Blunty etc have already been mentioned here
Name a Sport Our Skipper MACCA Cannot Play: That’s a trick question – there is none
Favourite Bernards Player: Tom Caven, Dawesy & Indo
Most Underated: Junior
Most Overated: Ceaser
Best Foot Skills: Libba
Best Hand Skills: Leah
Best Grab: The Evans boys – Mick Evans would kick it up to them and they would roll it back
Best Tackler: If Mick Maloney plays this year then him
Best Trainer on the Track: Tom Overman
Best Footy Tripper/Worst Tripper: Dmac and Loss special mention from Adelaide – Matt Muzza seems to fall into the same old traps every year
Who Would Win a River Run: Chick $1.01
Who Has the Best Rig: Robbie Geleno and Adam Matthews
Whos Mrs/Sister Would You Love To Take Out For Dinner: Josh’s – the coaches daughters
Will Tait ‘PUMPA’ Wilkinson Ever Wear a St.Bernards Jumper Again and Why: Neither of the Wilkinson brothers will ever play for Bernard’s again
Who Would You Want Next To You if a Melee Started: The 21 other players
Who Would/Would Not You Want To Room With On a Footy Trip: Libba – he smells – would want to be with Blunty if there was a safe involved
Who is Your Favourite Snakepit Sideline Supporter: Bernie Comerford – “At least I have my children!”
Who is Your Least Favourite Snakepit Sideline Supporter: I love every St. Bernard’s supporter
Who Gives the Best Cheapies on Saturdays: Chaddy
What Player Would Get a Game in the St.Bernards Cricket First X1: If it was purely on fielding ability it would have to be me
Prediction for the 3rd Annual 20/20 Cricket Match: Bernard’s
Finish the sentence, The BAZZA is... to be held at every Bernard’s footy trip for the rest of time
Hogi Asks You 12 of The Best:
5 favourite sporting moments:
Under 19 A Grand Final
Under 19 Red Grand Final
First Senior Game for Bernard’s
Bulldogs stopping Essendon’s undefeated season in 2000
Jane Saville being disqualified from the 20km walk at the Sydney Olympics – serves you right – walking is not an event
5 least favourite sporting moments:
Getting relegated to B grade
Missing that goal against Xavs yesterday – libba and chick know the one
Bulldogs losing the 97 prelim against Adelaide
Any game where Bernard’s lose
Any game where Essendon win
4 celebrities would invite to dinner and why:
Jack Black
Bret McKenzie
Jemaine Clement
Jennifer Hawkins – I think she had tuna for breakfast
What do you look for in an ideal woman?
No tuna for breakfast
Describe your best weekend in the last 12 months?
Anglesea 08 – annual boys trip
Name 5 players from the club you would hit the town with and why:
The entire Lawn Party Crew incl.
Chick – big weekends
Andy Muz – in the days when he didn’t hand around with weirdos was great value
Bracks - although he would always be ready to go to the next place as soon as you get there
Fox on the run and …
…the Dmac shuffle on the tear up the dance floor
Funniest thing seen or experienced on a footy trip?
“It’s an invitation!”
If you had to take out one of the following persons out for dinner who would it and who wouldn’t it be and why? Choose from SCATTERS, MEL’miracle’ BEYER, PAUL GARTH, ANDREW BYRSON, SNAKE PEARSON, JOHHNY RAFFLE or JIMMY ‘the bear’ TAYLOR
Andrew Byrson – coz I could go up to some girls and pretend I didn’t know him and then start a conversation about that pissed bloke over there who keeps trying to pick up every girl in the bar
You just won $1 million, how would you spend it?
Some pumped up footys
Upcoming cult hero at the club and why?
Joey Indo – good on the field – good out ...yep
Finish the sentence: St. Bernard’s is... going to win an A grade flag in 2009
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