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Where
do you live with & with whom: Essendon-Mum, Dad, Mick
(chook), Annie (hands off)
Job:
Boral Asphalt- Resource
Scheduler
Marital Status :
N/A
Car:
Holden Commodore Sik
AFL Team :
The mighty blues
Fav AFL Player
Juddy!
Fav Movie :
The Castle
Fav Actor :
Vince Vaughn
Fav TV Show :
Entourage
Fav Sportsperson :
Wayne Weidamen
Fav Meal/Drink :
Fish n Chips- just for you hughesy
Fav Night Spot :
Definitely not “The Trap”. Q bar is up there though and the old two
floors!
If You Had
Personalised Number Plates What Would They Be: URANOB
Routine Before Match
: Wake up and feed the chooks
About Your
Teammates:
Best
Dressed at Club: Danny Ford & Sammy Scott are budding
metrosexuals
Worst Dressed: Justin
Evans
Most Annoying
Player: McVilly and his questions at training
Funniest Player at
Club: Hogi 12, Loss & Kav
Messiest Player On
The Drink: Toss up b/w “Foxy” Hughes & Chris “dog” Hughes
Biggest Case Of
White Line Fever: Schrodesy and the Matthews brothers
Name the Snakepits
Pretty Boy: Mel Beyer when he had his purple hair
Name the Snakepits
Nerdsky: George is a computer nerd
Name the Snakepits
Loosest Player: Good to see him back down here - Jonno.
But if Hurly comes back he takes the cake!
Name a Sport Our
Skipper MACCA Cannot Play: Scuba diving in Cuba
Favourite Bernards
Player: Yoshi- adds some much needed culture
Most Underated: Junior
Most Overated: McMeekin
Best Foot Skills: Blunty-
gets a hard run!
Best Hand Skills: Madge
Best Grab: Pottsy
& Josh
Best Tackler: Micky
Kav
Best Trainer on the
Track: Sammy Scott
Best Footy
Tripper/Worst Tripper: Best: Macca by a mile! Worst: Salva-
who goes home after doing their arse on the punt?! Disgraceful
Who Would Win a
River Run: Aaron “bear” Johnson hands down
Who Has the Best
Rig: Adam Matthews
Whose Mrs/Sister
Would You Love To Take Out For Dinner: Georges….
Will Tait ‘PUMPA'
Wilkinson Ever Wear a St.Bernards Jumper Again and Why: No,
he's in hiding after the stock market crash
Who Would You Want
Next To You if a Melee Started: Bocca and Bracksy
Who Would/Would Not
You Want To Room With On a Footy Trip: Yes- Hogi for the
stories. No- Dutchy, just cos.
Who is Your
Favourite Snakepit Sideline Supporter: The phantom-always
happy and peps the boys up
Who is Your Least
Favourite Snakepit Sideline Supporter: Can't fault them
Who Gives the Best
Cheapies on Saturdays: Locko for sure
What Player Would
Get a Game in the St.Bernards Cricket First X1: Anyone
Prediction for the 3
rd Annual 20/20 Cricket Match Against: Beat them on & off
the field!
Finish the sentence,
The BAZZA……. can make or break your footy trip
Hogi Asks You 12 The Best:
1/ 5 favourite
sporting moments :
1) 19A granny and the night
that followed
2) 19 Reds granny
3) Lance Whitnall getting
sacked
4) The blues win over ess in
the 1999 prelim, you beauty!
5) Chris Judd to Carlton !
2/-5 least favourite
sporting moments :
1) Bernards getting
relegated
2) Losing the rugby world
cup because of that turd Johnny wilkinson
3) Losing the ashes
4) Lance Whittnall getting
made captain- what a disgrace!
5) Cuz's fall from grace
3/-5 celebrities
would invite to dinner and why:
1) Billy Joel- cause you may
be right! I may be crazy!
2) Jennifer Hawkins- no
explanation needed
3) Ben Cousins- for the
truth
4) Shane Keith Warne- the
man really is a flawed genius
5) Keith Richards- to show
us how to really party
4/-5 celebrities you
would not invite to dinner and why:
1) Victoria Beckam- mole
2) Cathy Freeman- most
annoying voice ever
3) Jana Pittman- just a
moron with a shit tat
4) Tamsyn Lewis- painful C
grade celebrity wannabe. Chisel thinks she's ok tho
5) Hutchy- Absolute NOB!
5/-What do you look
for in an ideal woman?
Asian red headed fingerless
midget- Sydney trip 06 boys
6/-Describe your
best weekend in the last 12 months?
I can't go past the Adelaide
Footy Trip. The weekend included an emo getting murdered (he was
probably gonna kill himself anyway), a bum and his 3 legged rock dog
(which had 4 legs), macca demanding to “check the tapes” as he'd “seen
this episode” in the casino, matt (bom) marian lying in his own spew
much to the pleasure of the bar owner (the racoon) who brought out
another tray of free shots, stapes waltzing into the strippers and
getting comfortable not knowing that half the team were watching him
from a nearby couch, an enjoyable run in with blunty & a copper in
Glenelg and doing the hokey pokey nude in a bar amongst many other acts
of chivalry.
7/-Name 5 players
from the club you would hit the town with and why: Very
tough!
1) James “Foxy” Hughes- for
the peter garret dance!
2) Dugina- always in “super”
form
3) George- been shit lately
but I can feel a good session is round the corner
4) Jonno- rarely has a bad
game and is always in for long haul to jimmies
5) Blunty- when he's
tagless!
Special mentions: Madge (
Sydney specialist) Muz (when he leaves his 4 walls), Shrodesy (good
stamina), Macca (for the shuffle) Bracksy (knows the body rockers)
8/-Funniest thing
seen or experienced on a footy trip?
Byron Bay 06- It was a
Sunday morning and myself, Hogi, Blunty, Madge, George, Mick Kav &
Jess Creasey were the first to wake up. We proceeded to have the
funniest half hour of our lives watching rocket the post frog with his
shimmy shaker. After that we trapped a magpie in the cabin which
swooped the room and pissed on a macca, we then trapped a turkey as
well which tried to jump through a clear glass window then jumped into
bed with mick kav and shat itself. Following the mornings events we
watched a match race between Straughny (silky) and Cathy Freeman (Hogi)
just to top it all off. Fun times.
9/-If you had to
take out one of the following persons out for dinner who would it and
who wouldn't it be and why? Choose from SCATTERS, MEL'miracle' BEYER,
PAUL GARTH, ANDREW BYRSON, SNAKE PEARSON, JOHHNY RAFFLE or JIMMY ‘the
bear' TAYLOR
Scatters- the birthday
ribbon story takes the cake
10/-You just won $1
million, how would you spend it?
Take the footy trip to
Oktoberfest, fund John Harvey's laser hair removal, buy wheels some
tape and purchase a bachelor pad with the rest. Lossa you can stay rent
free (teachers wages)
11/-Upcoming cult
hero at the club and why?
Jess Munza- for the prayer!
AMEN
12/-Finish the
sentence: St. Bernard's to me is….. where its at on and off
the field!
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